的人1、我喜欢的人,都在硬盘里（1, I like the people, all in the hard disk）

1、我喜欢的人,都在硬盘里1, I likethepeople, all intheharddisk

1, I like the people, all in the hard disk.

2, youth ah, you are too pox!

3, many years of small Lolita or boil Xiang Linsao. . . . . .4, I do not curse, because I have relatively strong practicalability

5, cough! What should be said, should not be whispered.6, I suggest that my understanding of the appearance of the main,supplemented by appreciation.

7, from heaven to hell, brother is just passing through theworld.

8, in fact, I am very curtilage, but who lives in the house.9, not married, just feel in place.

10, the upper class people always like to do something obscene.11, fall asleep, sleep out of ideal and saliva.

12, stupid and not stupid, look at you will not play the fool.13, for girls: out of confusion, sooner or later is to cherish.

14, women chasing men, layer of yarn. Men chase women, barriermother.

15, people look for her thousands of Baidu, when I look back,that person is still a contemptuous disregard for me. . !16, when the United States when there is?Ask the roommate forwine. I wonder if I can have a boyfriend next door I want tochisel the wall, and fear the wall is too thick, and it hurtsmy hand. With the telescope, the house was gone. Turn the stairs,looked down the XX, if not single go, she is carrying a handsomeelbow. People have this month have the moon, grief at separationand joy in Union, ancient. Hopefully, they' ll split up soon.17, summer to capture mosquitoes [how to do? 1. of course, raisehim, 2. send him to school, 3. buy a house for him, 4. help himmarry his wife, 5. show him the child, or what else can you do?After all, it' s your blood.

18, youth is like mahjong, or shooting, or self drawn. How manyIndoorsman fag hag only to enjoy, how to pull down the rack thebrains, a moment

19, a woman' s QQ signature: should find a man, something mendo, nothing to do men. . .

20, each time the weight, light said to himself: "thin. ". Weighyourself and say, "chest is big. ".

21, ambiguous two words, literally, are thinking about japan.

But pretending to have love, pretending to have the future.22, there is no seat in the subway today, and I separated somedistance from my girlfriend. The last man approached mygirlfriend, and his girlfriend ignored him, and he got thenumber again! Girlfriend continue to ignore. Then I pushedtowards his girlfriend, I dump the sentence: "too useless, lookat me" and then hugged his girlfriend in public, said: "kiss,do my girlfriend. " His girlfriend blushed and said, "huh?". "And then the man was covered.

23, a man in the evening tease niece said: "I am Sun Wukong. "".The next morning, the man woke up, his niece said: "the monkeyking uncle, I put the needle plug your ears, you help me outof his. "

24, some things do not need to obey, secretly resistancesurface.

25, dare to admit mistakes, resolute not change

26, life is too short to be sexy. Vulgar hooligan, unhurried.27, either tolerate, or cruel

28, the most useless thing in theworld is the pay bar, see angry,wiping the buttocks is too fine.

29, you are fat, your man' s love for you has not changed, butthe average love on each meat is less. . .

30, women have no charm to feel men' s heart, men do not havethe strength to think of women reality.

31, one day, sister in the bedroom ferocious said: "when I finda boyfriend, I first thing is to smoke their mouths. "! !"Everyone was surprised and asked why. Sister replied, "I haveto ask, where have you been hiding all these years?"

32, go their own way, and love soldiers divided.

33, look at your ranking, you know how many people in your class34, your short is lifelong, my fat is temporary

35, four friends shit: 1, pull out of embarrassment, no paper;2, finished, a paper, but no water; 3, finished, a paper, thereis water, but will not go down; 4, finished, a paper, water,also rushed down, but his mother floating up. .

36, the "battle of Losangeles" the whole process: Start~ chugchug chug chug chug chug chug chug bursting da da da da da dada da da da, da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da dada~ ~~ ~~we won\Angela Angela't leave you behind~Bang chugchug chug chug chug chug chug dadada ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Xu bang! ! End37, a man asked a friend: "why do you laugh when you smoke, isnot the smoke very fragrant ah?"" Friends replied: "where,where I have just seen the book said, smoke a cigarette lifeminus 5 seconds, smile a long life of 10 seconds, so every timeI smoke, I have to smile, earn 5 seconds for life. ". "

38, the modern version of three]wife from the three obediencesand the four virtues: 1, never, never cook laundry; 2; 3, nevermopping the floor. Husband four: 1, the wife make-up to wait;2, the wife spend money to be willing; 3, the wife temper toendure; 4, the wife angry to coax.

39, nothing to open a classmate meeting, to break up a pair isa pair.

40, today visit a friend Q space, the results to answerquestions, you can enter. The question is, is bat a bird or abeast?. Achoice is amultiple-choicequestion. 2choose 1, I' llanswer the birds first, wrong. I picked the beast, and it turnedout to be wrong. NND, I don' t believe it. I'm Baidu me. Theanswer to the search is' mammals' . The result is still wrong.Directly filled with an 'beast' . It crashed and went in.41, always regard yourself as grandson, because the world isyour uncle.

42, one day I will be a bicycle parked in the shed, when thecar did not come back, only to see the lock of the car and thrownaside, the lock is not bad, but also, I think the car lock awayquite a pity, so the car lock in someone else' s bike to go43, the world' s most painful thing is ---- greeted you hatepeople.

44, behind the scenery, not vicissitudes of life, is dirty.45, just want to turn elegant, but gorgeous

46, the difference between female friends and female friends:when the female friends scold you, they will make you eatexcrement; when your girlfriend scolds you, they will make youeat excrement. One more word is actually more care, afraid youdon' t eat enough.

47, early in the morning the children on the back of SB (bag) ;adults are busy to SB (work) ; I do, look at the Internet andwhat' s new in SB (spread) ; at night, when the order I said SB(informal) ; full to the street on SB (walk) ; back will be caughtSB (mouse) ; micro-blog SB (to write essays) "this is ourShability life.

48, wake up in the morning, I think I grew up, it was quilt covercross.

49, today heard a eight year old girl singing, two tigers, twotigers, love, love. Both are male, both are male, reallyabnormal, true metamorphosis.

50, this is the age of lady, to a person of your mind, the bestway to The imprint is engraved on my heart. , is to borrow moneyfrom him. . . . . .

51, a man in love ". One day, the man came back with 150 piecesof haircut and a new hairdo. The man asked his girlfriend: "howabout my hair style?""Girlfriend looked after, replied: "thishairstyle is cost-effective, 150 cut out 250 hairstyle. "! !52, women in the bed of tears, more than in any place. Men lie

more in bed than in any place.

53, I am a proud of me, I for the country save cloth. I'm abachelor. I'm a disgrace. I waste paper on my country.54, insomnia can't sleep don't count the number of sheep, sheepsheep in Europe and the United States because Sheep and Sleepsound like sleep, which belongs to the subconscious Chinesehint: only a few more and more chaotic, we should: Boileddumplings, Boiled dumplings, Boiled dumplings. . . . .

55, in the cinema to see half of the cinema screen suddenlyturned black, a buddy shouted: move a mouse!

56, what is afraid of, we came to this world, did not intendto live back! ! !

57, one day,

Go to the reservoir, just ready to take pole fishing. Theadministrator came up and shouted, "Miss, fishing is forbiddenin this area. "!" "I didn' t catch it. "!" "No fishing?" But youhave the tools on your body!" The clerk pointed to the fishinggear beside me. "Sorry, I'm going to detain you. ". " "Then I'mgoing to sue you!" "What did you accuse me of?"" "Tell you XXme. "!" "I didn't touch you at all. " "But you have the tools on

58, a campus iron fence with a pointed, to prevent students fromcrossing the above warning signs are as follows: the slogan"boys accidentally turn, becomes the girls, girls accidentally

turn, becomes a woman

59, clinical medicine class, male teacher ask: which organ willbe excited when it will be 6 to 7 times larger? He ordered agirl to answer, and the girl held back for a long time and said,"I refuse to answer. "! The teacher couldn' t help it, and theboy replied, "boy, pupil. ". The teacher said, "right. "! Afterthe girl said: "I have three words to remind you, one is thatyou did not preview the content of the class; two is that youare cranky; three, you will be very disappointed aftermarriage. "!

60, mother kindly said to me: "good children, learned thisability, you will never starve for life. ". " So my mother taughtme to eat.

61, the man in the bus when the small change, accidentallydropped a condom! The man was so embarrassed that he didn't knowwhether to pick it up or not. At this point, MM said, "brother,your brother' s work clothes have fallen off. "!"

62, beautiful woman enthusiastically asked the doctor: "I wantto breast, but after breast enhancement will have whateffect?"" The doctor calmly replied: "breast augmentation,there are generally fourkinds of results! 1, the big differenceis 2, not the same as 3, as little as 4, not the same big!"63, and male friends to chat, when it comes to the rise, slobberscattered, splashed on his face. And then he instinctivelywiped it with his hands. I was a little embarrassed, butdeliberately shifted the focus, pretending to be angry: "what?

Abandon me, huh?"He smiled like a gentleman and said, "no, wipeit evenly. "!"

64, his net worth of 10 million, has countless luxury cars,private luxury restaurants, modern farms. Since QQ was lost,he' s got nothing. . .

65, "on the day of marriage, I am not a virgin, refused tomarry. ". Is this still aman?Fell in love formore than 1 years,because it is the work of two places, so gather less. But theytalked about each other and decided to get married this january.But when I found out that I was not a virgin, I refused to marryme Is that important?" Storm strong reply: who pollutes, whogoverns, who handles, who is responsible for. . .